Despite our natural wit (and propensity for throwing "wocka wocka wocka" into posts whenever humanly possible), we generally steer clear of posting up joke jams on ye olde thefader.com. HOWEVER, an exception must be made for this spoof of Kinfolk Kia Shine's "So Crispy," courtesy of the heretofore unknown Bigg Rusty (hint hint: you might know him as hypeman for a certain rapper on the rise). We're pretty sure Weird Al would never have said "take a whiff of my dick, it's musty."