The Church Of Joanna

February 25, 2005



Our girl J-New's fanbase is currently teetering above a chasm brimming with devotion and skeeviness. With Karen O and Nick Zinner watching from the balcony. If shit isn't put in check soon we could end up with a Tori Amos situation on our hands. After the jump, a scene from the crowd at her sold-out show last night at the Troubadour in Hollywood.




Newsom walks on stage to tune her harp.



DUDE #1

She's wearing the exact same thing she wore in the FADER.


DUDE #2

He's really familiar with that issue.


DUDE #3

Yeah, all the pages are stuck together.


DUDE #1
(Silently neither confirms nor denies the previous statement)


DUDE #3

Her ass is pristine.




Gross out!!! Newsom's performance, however, was all around magnificent.

Posted: February 25, 2005
The Church Of Joanna