On a recent sojourn to Coney Island, we determined that, when it comes to spitting game whilst wearing a ding sling, Russian dudes are the don dadas of this shit. Like they will almost straddle a sunbathing lady and rub oil on their guns until they clock the digits. It's crazy. We also determined, by grace of NYC's new nutritional charts, that a 20 bucket of Nathan's hot wings contains more calories than we normally consume in three or four days. Such is the alternate reality of the C.I. So it is only fitting that famed NYC artist Steve ESPO Powers would install a boardwalk peepshow called Waterboard Thrill Ride, charge a dollar for it, and then get interviewed by The Voice of Wacky CNN Pieces Jeanne Moos. Who needs Zhang Yimou-directed fake opening ceremonies when all you have to do is take a half hour ride on the B Train? (via VLU)
Who Would You Let Waterboard You? Jeanne Moos Or ESPO?
August 18, 2008