JNCOs Are Back And You Can Buy Them And We Cannot Breathe

Back in February, we breathlessly announced the return of JNCOs, the famed purveyor of 52-inch leg openings. It's been a long time since, and we'd almost given up hope on ever effectively enacting our dream of dressing like our 7th grade crush Seth, but lo and behold: the day has come. New JNCO styles are officially available for preorder on their website, and if you were hoping for nearly exact recreations of '90s jeans you can pay 2015 prices for, then you will not be disappointed. SHOP AWAY.