If you're solo on February 14 and hungry, Seattle MC and Twitter user @itsjvon's Valentine's Day gift is twice as frustrating: it's a bouquet of chicken wings. That on it's own is enough to win a holiday flooded with cheap cards and bad candy, but he's also gone and made the entire bouquet out of flats (the best wing section, no question) and what dressed the romantic morsels in what looks like a spicy, Hooters-style sauce. It's thoughtful. It's practical. And of course, it smells and tastes better than a dozen roses.