With each episode of Open Mike Eagle's new Comedy Central series The New Negroes comes a hysterical new single. This week's is a collaboration with Method Man titled "Eat Your Feelings," and it's all about gluttony — specifically, a flagrant consumerist kind of gluttony. In the video, Eagle guzzles down cologne and munches on Michael Jordan rookie cards.
The whole thing plays out like a post from Jonathan Cheban's wretched "Foodgod" Instagram account. That is to say, the absurdity that's presented in the "Eat Your Feelings" video isn't really far off the reality we're living in, where people will actually pay four figures to eat a donut covered in gold leaf. It's funny when Open Mike Eagle and Method Man rap about it, but, seriously, stop eating precious metals. You look like a dick.