DIgital FORT: Guapdad 4000 a.k.a. Gordon Scamsey may have made the greatest cooking show ever

“The Garlic Guru.”

March 31, 2020
Digital FORT Day 1 is now over, and this video has been removed from The FADER.

It’s impossible to say exactly what’s going on in Guapdad 4000’s Digital FORT video. It’s a TV show called Cooking With Flava, and he’s going by the name Gordon Scamsey, but beyond that it's tough to pin down. There’s lots of cilantro, some “thick garlic,” and some very questionable seasoning. Every fresh ingredient gets less edible the longer things go on. It might be the greatest sub-three-minute cooking show of all time.

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DIgital FORT: Guapdad 4000 a.k.a. Gordon Scamsey may have made the greatest cooking show ever