In the first version Kanye gets shoveled by a top-heavy lingerie model in the desert. In the second version, Kanye makes out with an egg-loving Kravitz offspring (?) on the set of "Wrapped Around Your Finger" and then she gets wasted and some hipster dudes take her purse and then she has a long subway ride home. Been there, girlfriend! WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN VERSION THREE?!?