Hold on, HOLD ON: Taz keeps telling me he just turned 30, having dreams of being single forever, he's getting worried/and I'm scared too because I'm in the same boat. Dude! Drake! You're barely in your mid-20s, live it up for awhile. Is this why Drake is so divisive? Because he's able to touch on concerns his audience is worried about possibly experiencing in the future? We're having crazy visions of thousands of kids leaving their senior proms with this song on their brains, a million insecurities blasted wide open into the night. Go to college and get married (maybe to Nicki Minaj), or else there's a chance you could be lonely forever. Good song though.