This video proves DJ Khaled is the great uniter, he is the Obama of rap, he deftly works both sides of the aisle. Or he is like the camp counselor all the kids want to kick it with because he gives them candy. He is fully the good cop to everyone else's bad cop. (Storch?) If Khaled was your dad, he would make your mom do all of the spanking and grounding. He is the yelling, gaudy-sunglasses-wearing-pied piper of a hip-hop landscape that should never be divided again—because the bigger the party, the better it is.