If you are magneto-d to an E! couch-loop then last night you were promised a big premiere of Kim and Kourtney Take New York, the tale of two sisters taking on one super awesome city. The catch-up basics are: the ladies are opening another boutique in two weeks. They’ve hired a guy to lay out plans and whine about the implementation of them, but they’re not listening to him (duh!) at all. In steps Kanye, wearing an all black ensemble that matches Kim’s fur-puffed shoulders, to drop this sage-bomb: “This store is opening in two weeks?’ Kourtney is wearing a turban-headband we hope H&M will try to recreate in a chambray for spring! She’s also off camera beefing about how Kim is totes single and loves flirting with Kanye on twitter and inviting him to Vegas IRL. But what’s delivered on camera doesn’t escalate. When Ye asks Kim what day her birthday is and says he doooees want to come to Kim’s party it’s in a weird voice that best case reminds us of his “Through The Wire” air-hole mouth but is more likely just dubbed from who knows where and when. Some real news from @Kanyewest last night, though. See his blurbs announcing when to expect Watch The Throne, the video for “All of The Lights” and another all-Kanye (and Rihanna, Elton John, maybe Zoo Kid, Lady Saw and James Blake if we’re lucky) album, after the jump.