First we have to sit down, drink some tea and not let ourselves fall into temptation because the slogans we have come up with for this campaign are too wild to mention here. Uncle Luke—the original Mr. Made-ya-mama-forget-her-morals and the man who probably has all the original celebrity sex tapes—is planning to run for mayor of Miami. Before you start thinking of creative campaign names read the interview with the now Miami New Times contributor. Yes, Uncle Luke actually has real opinions and plausible ideas. No, they don't involve doo doo brown. Personally we don't know who wouldn't vote for someone who had Uncle Luke on his banners, especially in the lawless land of Miami. His idea of taxing strippers makes perfect sense after the antics at King Of Diamonds last weekend. Also imagine what a stripper lobbyist looks like and how they work. Or OK wait, don't?! Uncle Luke for Mayor.