Seriously, starfish and carp or whatever are going to be doing it in the water very soon, because R. Kelly is throwing a cruise. The “romantic” Love Letter Cruise sets sail in October 2012 on a five day Caribbean voyage. Kells will be performing and there will be R. Kelly themed events. Book before December 17th to save $250, which you might wanna do because this shit is kinda expensive. But you know that moment when Kells is smashed and on the bow singing about how he’s the king of the world is gonna be priceless.