So, apparently there's an insane show on Spike TV where celebrities—everyone from Dwayne Johnson and Anne Hathaway to J.Lo and Jimmy Fallon—lip sync to hit songs from the '80s for hosts LL Cool J, Chrissy Teigen, and whoever else is still watching television? Imagine America's Got Talent, without the actual talent. Still, this video of Common headspinning to Lionel Richie and John Legend hitting the Hammer-Time dance may have officially pushed us over the edge. LL Cool J's commentary is apt: "Yo, I'm sick right now!!" Yet here we are on our fifth watch? Glory was great, but if a performance like this can't bring about world peace, I don't know what can.