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Stop The Lies, James Harden, And Just Say “Thank You Based God”

This wannabe chef is blaspheming Lil B up and down the block. Enough already.

June 03, 2015

I don't even know who this guy James Harden is, but I'm worried about him.

There's a troubling new development today for the disgraced, dance-stealing NBA player, whose plagiaristic cooking dance both sunk his Houston Rockets right out of the playoffs and, somehow, rallied the country's media properties in declaring their allegiance to Lil B. All the Based God ever wanted was credit for teaching James Harden how to cook. Instead, fuckin' Chef Boyardee over here blasphemed him. Listen to this crock he told TMZ:

James Harden: "I don't even know who Lil B is."

Likely story.

That's not what he said in 2011!

Leave it to Kreayshawn to crack the case wide open with this incriminating James Harden retweet. She's been supporting Lil B since day one, through all the ups and the downs. Thank you, Kreayshawn.

Look, James Harden, the truth shall set you free.

Nobody's perfect. But I've consulted the good book, and it doesn't look too good.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and fornicators, and murderers, and idolaters, and whoever loves and makes a lie.


Based God 3:16 Then James remembered the word Lil B had spoken: "Before the rooster crows, you will disown me three times." And he went outside and wept bitterly.

Matthew 12:31 And so I tell you, every kind of sin and slander can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven.

Maybe the Based God will have mercy.

"So quaint!" If you ask me, though, this con artist deserves the curse. At least the leaders of tomorrow are in good shape.

Stop The Lies, James Harden, And Just Say “Thank You Based God”