I don't even know who this guy James Harden is, but I'm worried about him.
There's a troubling new development today for the disgraced, dance-stealing NBA player, whose plagiaristic cooking dance both sunk his Houston Rockets right out of the playoffs and, somehow, rallied the country's media properties in declaring their allegiance to Lil B. All the Based God ever wanted was credit for teaching James Harden how to cook. Instead, fuckin' Chef Boyardee over here blasphemed him. Listen to this crock he told TMZ:
James Harden: "I don't even know who Lil B is."
That's not what he said in 2011!
Look, James Harden, the truth shall set you free.
Nobody's perfect. But I've consulted the good book, and it doesn't look too good.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and fornicators, and murderers, and idolaters, and whoever loves and makes a lie.
Based God 3:16 Then James remembered the word Lil B had spoken: "Before the rooster crows, you will disown me three times." And he went outside and wept bitterly.
Matthew 12:31 And so I tell you, every kind of sin and slander can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven.
Maybe the Based God will have mercy.
I will be speaking with " The BasedGod " today about James harden since he claims he doesn't no who Lil B is, so quaint forgive him - Lil B— Lil B From The Pack (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) June 3, 2015
"So quaint!" If you ask me, though, this con artist deserves the curse. At least the leaders of tomorrow are in good shape.