Bono Wants To Send Chris Rock, Amy Schumer And Sacha Baron Cohen To Defeat ISIS

Can we try Jay Leno first, and see what happens?

April 13, 2016

Bono, frontman of U2 and global ambassador for woke white saviours everywhere, was a guest at the United States Congress yesterday to build support for the “Marshall Plan,” an aid package to combat violent extremism with focused relief.

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We know from his album War that he is no fan of boots on the ground. But in addition to the very sensible sounding Marshall Plan, he offered another idea to defeat the terrorists: Send funny people to mock them. Watch above via Mashable.

It's like, you speak violence, you speak their language. But you laugh at them when they are goose-stepping down the street and it takes away their power. So I am suggesting that the Senate send in Amy Schumer and Chris Rock and Sacha Baron Cohen, thank you.

It's worth noting that while German political satirists mocked Adolf Hitler for years to no effect, they also didn't have the internet. Amy Schumer EVISCERATES (not literally) Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi! Chris Rock visited the Boko Haram stronghold of Maiduguri, and you won't believe what happens next!

Bono Wants To Send Chris Rock, Amy Schumer And Sacha Baron Cohen To Defeat ISIS