Vince Staples’s hilarious Thanksgiving tweets are no side dish

Vince Staples performs at Coachella. April 16, 2016. Michael Tullberg/Getty Images for Coachella

If you're looking forward to getting elbow deep into a plate of Thanksgiving dinner later and don't want to feel guilty about it, maybe skip these tweets from Vince Staples. He's been on tear the past 24 hours, laying into the annual holiday that's more and more becoming recognized as a celebration of genocide perpetrated by white colonists. "On the dead homies fuck all pilgrims," he begins. Funny? Yes. True? Absolutely, and it gets better from there. Read the full set of tweets below and save me a drumstick and some stuffing. FM!, the new album from Vince Staples, is out now.

On the dead homies fuck all pilgrims.
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) November 21, 2018

I walk in the whole foods on some regular and it’s packed cause y’all wanna celebrate this bullshit got me all the way hot fuck y’all.
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) November 21, 2018

If your mama got her hand up a turkeys ass tomorrow that citch weak.
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) November 21, 2018

Niggas finna he 40 deep in a 3 bedroom house eating cranberry sauce in the name of white murder you should be ashamed.
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) November 21, 2018

And y’all only make the turkey to disguise that y’all eating pork don’t think I don’t know the truth.
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) November 21, 2018

When you eating today remember that plate got the same shit that killed Big Mama on it.
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) November 22, 2018

I got all these sweet tea coons defending thanksgiving via all social media platforms y’all gotta relax them settler whites ain’t even like y’all like that. Let me get this content off.
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) November 22, 2018

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