Everyone knows crack-cocaine is only made by hot naked girls sitting a makeshift assembly line in a kitchen or warehouse. So if you are anything but hot, naked and a girl, you can enjoy this video but do not let it be aspirational, because you're not allowed. Additionally, if you are hot, naked and a girl, it would be a great look to never ever cook crack. Go do something else like work for NASA or be an architect or something. Or work for Raekwon. He is a great rapper.
December 17, 2009