What it is. Henrik Vibskov Sealpelt
What is it? Per ancient Icelandic myth, seals are condemned humans. Whether or not you believe that, we're pretty sure having fins and whiskers and swimming around the ocean is better than serving time in the slammer. Henrik Vibskov , Danish designer of our wildest fantasies, has honored his incarcerated ancestors with this Sealpelt. Sort of like a glove for your entire body, its made of 100% Icelandic Wool and comes in nine (!) crazy colors combos and its sure to keep you warm when your frugal landlord won't turn up the heat. Here's to the Christmas miracle of a warm apartment and freed Icelandic prisoners!
Who do you give it to? Icelandic-myth enthusiasts, anyone coming down from last year's Snuggie craze, frequent acid and/or 2C-B trippers.
Where to get it. Birkiland