Woman Who Blames 9/11 on Diddy Has a Way with Words

January 28, 2011

Valerie Turks’ restraining order against Diddy is truly heartbreaking, and the mass publication of her obvious hallucination, starting with Radar Online, is going to bring undue mockery on what appears to be a woman suffering from a mental illness. That said, claiming a trillion dollars in child support, alleging the theft of a $100 zillion casino chip, and accusing Diddy, his ex-girlfriend and Rodney King of attacking the World Trade Center is highly amazing. They’re sad thoughts in real life, but her non sequitur phrasing is quite inspiring. We hope she gets the assistance she deserves, and also starts a blog.

“He went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC, and then they all came and knocked me and my children down.”

More creative answers from the surreal court filing:

“I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean John P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Aleen to hold, but she can not cash it in. I want my chip. Please help me. It’s worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys.”

In the space for dates of other recent abuse: "Same thing every day. 9/11.”

Woman Who Blames 9/11 on Diddy Has a Way with Words