Let's take this news with, uh, a heaping portion of salt, but: according to TMZ, Blue Ivy may have a secret half-brother. 21-year-old aspiring rapper Rymir Satterthwaite has claimed that he is the song of Hov, and has filed a civil suit alleging that Hov evaded a similar 2010 request for a paternity test by submitting fraudulent information to the court. The fraudulent information in question, per the National Inquirer, was a Manhattan address—which was said to be his residence, when it was actually his place of work—that led to the case being dismissed by a New Jersey Superior Court judge, on the basis that he did not have jurisdiction to preside over the proceedings. Which is to say, this is not the Carters' first rodeo, so they'll probably be fine.
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