References stuffed into the first sixty seconds of Lil Mama's insane new video "Sausage," inspired by Teen Internet's Sausage freestyles: The Birds Dance; "Mona Lisa," "I.D.F.W.U," "Rockin' Robin," Yale, "C.R.E.A.M," "Method Man," "Trap Queen," Sonic vs. Dr. Robotnik, and her own insane 2007 breakout hit, "Lip Gloss," which we never thought Lil Mama would be able to top, yet here the fuck we are.
I honestly still haven't made it to the end of this. At one point Lil Mama turns into Mary J. Blige and then teleports to Jamaica. And this is all in addition to the fact that the chorus seems to celebrate both savory breakfast meats and penises. Happy Friday. Never forget Young B. Never forget MySpace. I'm napping under my desk.