Fetty Wap and his new fake dreadlocks were awarded the Music Choice MC100 Award of "2015" for his smash "Trap Queen." As it's Fetty Wap's first award for anything ever, the event was a tearful one. How is anyone with a platinum record still this humble? Is Fetty Wap the only uncorrupted human being left? America, let's replace that award with the Bible at an inauguration, and make Fetty Wap the next President of the United States.
June 13, 2015