Please stop jumping out of moving cars for Drake

You aren’t Lady Bird.

July 16, 2018


The hot new craze among idiots is jumping out of moving cars while Drake's "In My Feelings" plays from the aux. Not to sound like your mother, but cut that shit out! Don't attempt to ghostride the whip if you don't know how, especially not for a meme.

The #kekechallenge, or #DoTheShiggy as it's sometimes called, started when comedian Shiggy posted a video of him dancing on the street to the best part of the best song on Scorpion. Then, New York Giants wide receiver and known Instathot Odell Beckham Jr. posted a video of himself hopping out of a car to do the challenge. It's all downhill after that.

Teenage girls (before you ask, yes most of them are) are jumping out of cars that are clearly going at least 15 miles per hour and for what? Clout! I know y'all are gonna keep doing this so if you simply must, please heed this advice. Put the car in neutral first, then jump out, and don't jump out if you're in the freaking driver's side!

That's my piece. I know you aren't gonna listen. This year has been defined by eating Tide Pods and teens getting addicted to nicotine because it looks cool, so I just know that one of y'all is gonna eat it beyond repair doing this shit. Whatever, here are some good videos of people hurting themselves for Aubrey.


Thumbnail via Drake's Instagram.


Posted: July 16, 2018