Predictably, this teaser for Salem's "Asia" is frightening in an indescribable way. If someone asked us to explain what happened here, we'd say: "Okay so it's night and a woman gets naked and goes swimming, and that happens for like a solid minute." Not scary. The reality is that there is a point where her figure is blurred into a crouch and it looks like she's transforming into a monster and then that disembodied "I love you" voice floats in from nowhere and it is game over for positive dreams. Hopefully the full video provides some closure (it won't).