Weezy is on some Def Jam Poetry shit—seems like he's spent his prison sentence writing deep spoken word. On the other hand, Diddy sounds like he may have been sipping on a CocoSizzurp before he laid down his super-slurred vocals. And even with Timberlake, there's really no melody, but maybe these dudes are just distracted by the soul-baring. After all, Diddy says he'll even take off his shades for you so you can look into his eyes—and for Diddy that's a huge commitment. Shout out to the fact that Justin spit some Drake-like metaphors, polishing off his verse with the line I just got my Drizzy on for ya. Stay off Twitter while recording, JT! Listen after the jump.