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The TSA is Trying to Look at Your Goodies + Nipsey Hussle, “Keys to The City” MP3

November 22, 2010


According to this track, Nipsey Hussle thinks being broke is un-American. What? Overspending is a pastime as treasured as turkey and marshmallow sweet potatoes! Everyone is in on this. Nipsey himself is throwing cash everywhere at Benihana, making his baby momma crazy but then making it up to her at Neiman Marcus. At the same time, some part of the government is blowing its wad on full body X-Ray machines, stocking your airports with them and making everyone totally exposed/pissed. There are about a million reasons to feel mad while flying: bag fees, crazy babies in the bathroom, long lines at Jamba Juice. But this Thanksgiving travel is going to be EVEN WORSE. Holiday participants with disposable incomes won't only be cramped, delayed, and annoyed, they'll be INDIGNANT, because the TSA will be ultravioletly looking at their boobs and/or touching their privates. We think this is awful, too. But people, the moment will pass. Maybe not politically, but like on a personal physical level. Bring along a Kashi bar, pack "Keys to The City" on your full-charged MP3 device, and try to be-the-change in a sea of whiners with no shoes on. Take long exhales and imagine living in California wearing two beautiful braids on your head and spending all the time you're not shopping for whatever you want with the windows down. Way blunted, president of your city, air, or seat space, entirely Teflon to bureaucratic radar.







Download: Nipsey Hussle, "Keys to The City"

The TSA is Trying to Look at Your Goodies + Nipsey Hussle, “Keys to The City” MP3