Freeload: Lil Wayne “Kobe Bryant” MP3
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Though the photo above might lead you to believe that Wayne is an Orlando Magic fan, we’re more likely to believe he is a mercenary for David Stern, picking up big checks from the NBA whenever his services are needed. Case in point: this new ode to Kobe Bryant, which has got to be Stern’s attempt to prevent Kobe from rapping his theme song himself. Then again, maybe Wayne just loves Lake Show.
Download: Lil Wayne “Kobe Bryant”
A Beginner’s Guide to Animal Collective
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We’re not sure whether to be impressed or perplexed by erstwhile NBA pro basketball “star” Paul Shirley’s ESPN music column, but his personal encounters with Animal Collective’s new album Merriweather Post Pavillion have been quite entertaining. Some of our favorite excerpts during his seven listens to the album:
The first song sounded awful — hence the “Woof” comment. The third song sounded like it was being performed by a squadron of eunuchs banging on cymbals[...]
Seven listens isn’t enough to fully comprehend an album, especially one as far-out as MPP. But I’m afraid if I listen anymore, I’ll start to hate Animal Collective only because there is a limit to how many times I can hear a record in a few days.
MPP is a fun album, but the songs are too long. Generally, they are fairly simple tunes that borrow from 1950s- and ’60s-era sensibilities, done with a psychedelic, we-might-be-taking-LSD-while-we-do-this style. Because the songs are so simple, it would be nice if they were shorter.
Of course, knowing just how complex Animal Collective can be, we took it upon ourselves to break down each of their 9 albums and 82 songs into 4 distinct categories. Above is our coded typographical guide (which ran in Issue 59) to every recorded Animal Collective song ever. We hope this comes in handy when Paul Shirley eventually matures musically, overcomes his “experimental” and “long song” fears, and buys the entire AC catalogue. Check the very simple key after the jump (or even better, download Issue 59). (via Prefix)

