Ah Annie, conveyor of sentiments. If we had a dollar for every time we had to apologetically explain to someone we were breaking up with them because we couldn't listen their band, we would be gazillionaires. Granted, it mostly happened in high school when we were less refined about our dating steez, but truthfully, it still pains us to think about it. You deserve our penance. Let this be an official apology to Don, Steve, Rufus, Terrence, LeDoug, Augie, Dean, Roger, Cody, Falcon, Winston, Algernod, Waka Flocka, Zach and Christian Slater for dumping you for your music. Here's to your long careers in accounting, law, bartending and the tobacco industry. We knew you'd make us proud. Annie, go forth and prosper.
October 21, 2009