Attention high school girls and boys—Jody Highroller wants to take you to prom. In a personal ad posted to RiFF RAFF's Instagram yesterday, the sun-crisped rapper advertises his services and promises to sweeten the deal with a Lamborghini ride to and from the event, iconic prom pictures shared to all his social networks, plus the best penthouse suite in town. Option for matching denim outfits, too, we'd assume. All this can be yours for the low, low price of $28,000. You must be 18+ to apply.
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